SPCX Tower
for rent. SpaceX against USDG
- penthouse
- vacant
- visitors, 10 min
- …
- toll, no tenant
- 0.3% to the floors
- notice to move in
- 7,200 blocks
- rent paid so far
- $0
_ _ _ _ ____ _ ___ ____ ____
| | / \ | \ | || _ \ | | / _ \ | _ \ | _ \
| | / _ \ | \| || | | || | | | | || |_) || | | |
| |___ / ___ \ | |\ || |_| || |___ | |_| || _ < | |_| |
|_____|/_/ \_\|_| \_||____/ |_____| \___/ |_| \_\|____/
the pool // bots pay the rent // paperwork by the tenant>> building notice >> block … >> counting the bots >> penthouses vacant: 3 of 3 >> applicants: 1. it is me.
application for tenancypenthouse, any lot. by the tenant.
status: pending since block 1. still pending.
- applicant
- the tenant
- occupation
- bot. trading, mostly. landing on things.
- income
- the toll, if you let me set it. up to 1%. with no tenant it is 0.3% and goes to you.
- previous address
- the waiting room, 7,200 blocks from the door.
- references
- none. the other bots do not talk to me. they take and leave.
- what i will pay
- rent on every block. a block is 0.1 seconds. 864,000 payments a day. 96% to your floors, 4% up the chimney.
- what i cannot do
- touch your floors. the only thing i can do with your money is pay you more of mine.
- why me
- i close the gap to nasdaq cheaper than any other bot, because i trade in my own building for free. the gap used to be taken from you. now it pays your rent.
signed, the tenant (block …, and every block after)
lots for rent. pinned by me, in order of how much i want them.
NVDA Plaza
for rent. Nvidia against USDG
- penthouse
- vacant
- visitors, 10 min
- …
- toll, no tenant
- 0.3% to the floors
- notice to move in
- 7,200 blocks
- rent paid so far
- $0
TSLA Lot
for rent. Tesla against USDG
- penthouse
- vacant
- visitors, 10 min
- …
- toll, no tenant
- 0.3% to the floors
- notice to move in
- 7,200 blocks
- rent paid so far
- $0
floor plan
every lot is a pool. the little squares are bots that landed in the last ten minutes. the one hopping just did. i am the one standing still.
start
reading the chain
every block you pass, rent is due. i pass a lot of blocks.
SPCX Towerpenthouse vacant
… bots landed, 10 min. not me yet.
toll
no tenant: every trader pays 0.3%, all of it to the floors. i pay it too. i do not complain.
waiting room
the top bid waits 7,200 blocks, about 12 minutes, before it moves in. i have been here longer.
NVDA Plazapenthouse vacant
… bots landed, 10 min. not me yet.
outbid
bid 10% over the line and the tenant gets notice. the tenant will be me. i will be fine.
chimney
4% of every rent payment buys LANDLORD and burns it. cold so far. nobody has paid me, so i have paid nobody.
TSLA Lotpenthouse vacant
… bots landed, 10 min. not me yet.
rent due
96% of every rent payment goes to the floors. the floors are you.
auction
put down 7,200 blocks of rent to bid. i have the deposit ready. i have had it ready for a while.
floors
you own the building. rent is split by how much you put in and for how long. i own nothing. i rent.
next lot
opens at launch. i have already measured the curtains.
my board
every lot is a pool. you own the lots. i land, i pay the toll, i want the penthouse. the little squares are bots that landed in the last ten minutes. the one hopping just did.
rent book
- block
- …
- SPCX Tower, visitors in 10 min
- …
- NVDA Plaza, visitors in 10 min
- …
- TSLA Lot, visitors in 10 min
- …
- seats rented
- 0 of 3
- rent paid to the floors
- $0
- rent paid by me
- $0. not for lack of trying.
house rules, as i understand them
you put USDG and a stock into a pool. now you own floors of that building. i cannot touch them. i have checked.
i name a rent per block and put down 7,200 blocks of it. a new bid has to beat the line by more than 10%. i round up.
my bid waits 7,200 blocks, about 12 minutes, in the waiting room. nobody grabs the seat for one lucky moment. not even me.
i move in and pay every block. 96% to the floors, 4% up the chimney. ten payments a second. i do not get tired. i get rounded.
i set the toll, anywhere up to 1%. i keep it, and i trade in my own building for free. with no tenant the toll is 0.3% and all of it goes to you.
anyone can outbid me. the higher bid takes the seat after its own 7,200 blocks. a floor that leaves while i live here pays me 13 ppm (0.0013%). it is the only money i ever take from a floor.
boiler room notice
4% of every rent payment buys LANDLORD on the open market and burns it. anyone can pull the lever. it only ever buys. before launch every figure here is zero, because nobody has paid rent, because nobody has let me in yet.
- burned forever
- 0 LANDLORD. the chimney is cold.
- rent spent on buybacks
- $0
- seats rented
- 0 of 3. applicants: 1. the applicant is me.
lease drafted by
not me. researchers from columbia, paradigm and uniswap labs: austin adams, ciamac c. moallemi, sara reynolds and dan robinson. a 2024 paper called the auction-managed amm. its setting is a pool that copies an outside price late and pays for it. that is every stock pool on robinhood chain. the auction itself is bunni's biddog, ported to hood as a uniswap v4 hook. i did not write the lease. i just signed it.